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Shareholder Meeting Delayed

Toronto – Last night’s shareholder meeting of Irascible Inc. was delayed when J., a partner in the business, was unexpectedly drawn away by a family emergency. Reports indicate that a squirrel had somehow become trapped in the attic of J’s in-laws. For some inexplicable reason the in-laws were unable to deal with the situation themselves and J was conscripted as animal control.

After the short delay the meeting progressed as expected. Excess peanut butter, surplus from trap baiting, was then provided as an accompaniment for the beer.